What if all women were bigger and stronger than you? And thought they were smarter? What if women were the ones who started wars? What if too many of your friends had been raped by women wielding giant dildos and no K-Y Jelly? What if the state trooper who pulled you over on the New Jersey Turnpike was a woman and carried a gun? What if the ability to menstruate was the prerequisite for most high-paying jobs? What if your attractiveness to women depended on the size of your penis? What if every time women saw you they’d hoot and make jerking motions with their hands? What if women were always making jokes about how ugly penises are and how bad sperm tastes? What if you had to explain what’s wrong with your car to big sweaty women with greasy hands who stared at your crotch in a garage where you are surrounded by posters of naked men with hard-ons? What if men’s magazines featured cover photos of 14-year-old boys with socks tucked into the front of their jeans and articles like: “How to tell if your wife is unfaithful” or “What your doctor won’t tell you about your prostate” or “The truth about impotence”? What if the doctor who examined your prostate was a woman and called you “Honey”? What if you had to inhale your boss’ stale cigar breath as she insisted that sleeping with her was part of the job? What if you couldn’t get away because the company dress code required you wear shoes designed to keep you from running? And what if after all that women still wanted you to love them?
For The Men Who Still Don’t Get It, Carol Diehl (via oitheresawargoingonhere)
Realist shit you’ll ever read.(via avocadh0e)
Im having a giveaway through my blogspot blog, and the deadline is midnight tonight!
Entry is free, and the prize is a hard copy of Beowulf and small wooden painted hammer box which contains five magic herb sample packs and 1 purification bath salts!
Stop by the post here http://wanewyrds.blogspot.com/2012/06/midsummer-magic-blog-giveaway.html and enter while you can!
Hi lovely moon beams!
I am giving away a witch kit containing some supplies for ritual or folk magic, or for you just to keep if you want to collect occult supplies. In the witch-kit I will have gemstones, candles, a witch ( or faerie) bottle, and something extra as a surprise. I will take a…
My altar…I am Vanatru btw if anyone cares…
I need more people to follow!
for those days when you just want to take a nice hot bath and set a dick on fire
I didn’t know how much I had the urge to set a dick on fire until I saw this post
SET ALL THE DICKS ON FIRE
Hai sex spells. Hai.
first you fuck it
THEN YOU BURN IT MOTHER FUCKERS
/violence is not the answer
except sometimes….only sometimes.
(Source: fuckmesostrong, via )
the notion of the offline as real and authentic is a recent invention, corresponding with the rise of the online. if we can fix this false separation and view the digital and physical as enmeshed, we will understand that what we do while connected is inseparable from what we do when disconnected. that is, disconnection from the smartphone and social media isn’t really disconnection at all: the logic of social media follows us long after we log out. there was and is no offline; it is a lusted-after fetish object that some claim special ability to attain, and it has always been a phantom.
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